Ose, a demon who worked the morning shift at customer support in hell, was good and tired of all the complaints. People called in with the littlest inconveniences; the room temperature was too high, the toilets were always clogged, the neighbors were screaming in pain long into the night, the coffee pods were decaf, and the brimstone stained the carpet.
It bothered Ose so much that he had trouble letting it go, and sometimes when he attended his weekly class in German spreadsheet terminology he couldn’t even collect his thoughts enough to know the difference between verweis and vergleich.
Music pairing: Wrong by Depeche Mode