If the door is open, it isn’t theft. That was the credo by which Stan lived. And also always leaving a single sheet of toilet paper on the roll so he didn’t have to get a new one. In cyberspace, there were many open doors that Stan spent his time going through and not thieving. Otherwise, he played Words with Friends with strangers but was annoyed at how often he got asked what he was wearing because he wasn’t in it for his two pairs of chinos and three navy blue polo shirts. He was in it to win it.
Music pairing: THATS WHAT I WANT by Lil Nas X