A rhinoceros called Barry started DMing a pelican named Daisy. This would not be questionable if Barry wasn’t already married to a Komodo dragon, Jolene, who subscribed to the relationship philosophy of ‘either we are together, or you are no more’ and had made that clear when he proposed to her on a long weekend in Rehoboth Beach. Barry was on board with that commitment until two years and forty-seven essential work trips later, Daisy, in a moment of will-he-ever-leave-his-wife-frustration, decided to take matters into her own wings and revealed the whole affair to Jolene via text.
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