A Step Too Far



“Don’t you think resigning is a step too far?” she said. “After all, my private life’s nobody’s business.”

“But, Ma'am, you had an affair with your stepson,” the aide said.

“True.”

“...who’s seventeen and a junior in high school….”

“And?”

“...and you were caught on a video that you posted to your own social media accounts….”

“Yes?” she said.

“...and now your husband has filed for divorce and a restraining order, and you’re under arrest for assaulting a minor…and we’re a conservative advocacy group called One Marriage Forever.”

“What’s your point?” she said. “I still think we can spin it.”