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At the DMV

“So, the short of the long is that I am technically single,” says Charles Xavier Buttington, a panda who is at the DMV because he left his driver’s license in his coral leisure suit and then washed it on hot by accident.

“What do you mean, technically?” asks Julie, a white-naped crane, who is there to get the vanity plate FSTRPSTR for her new Jeep Gladiator. “I thought you were not married to Carrie?”

“Well, yes and no,” says Charles, “turns out that where I meant not married but together she was more of the just not married kinda gal.”

Music pairing: Love Is All Around by Wet Wet Wet

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