Ava Avoidance--was born on April 4th, 1980. Ava was a quiet child and sailed through both terrible twos and threes without making a sound. Instead of going the traditional route of teenage rebellion, she studied with the famous Schmeichels, Peter and Kasper, to become a world-class goalie. So far, her track record boasts a ninety-eight percent blockage of my shots for stars, dreams, and pies in the sky. In addition, Ava is an excellent blind spot and fierce ignorant. Ava lives with her parents, Fiona Fear and Bradley Brat, who recently has come under suspicion of squatting immortality.
Music pairing: All the Stars by Kendrick Lamar featuring SZA