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Average Dane

Harley, a truth-seeking Great Dane, had many questions he would ponder after he tore the living room couch to shreds again. Who had decided he was great? Did they line up the Danes and then measure them, and he came out on top? Was there average or even not-so-great Danes out there? Also, Harley had the distinct impression that his human, a spinster named Carlotta Jensen from Aalborg, was not altogether appreciative of his sense of responsibility when it came to pacifying threatening furniture. Though not in so many words, Carlotta had indicated a certain exasperation on several occasions.

Music pairing: Applause by Lady Gaga


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