“So what kind of dog are you?” said Prunella, an outgoing hummingbird who was a regular at the Irish Pub.
“I’m not a dog,” said Moira, a she-wolf who had had a long week.
“But you do bark, don’t you?” Prunella pressed on.
“Not a lot, no,” said Moira and took another sip of her beer while she tried to focus on the denture cleaner commercial on the TV behind the bar.
“Why not?” asked Prunella.
“Because if I bark, the birds I’m catching will know I’m coming,” said Moira.
“Oh, okay,” said Prunella. “Wow, is that the time?”
Music pairing: Hungry Like the Wolf by Duran Duran