Camilla Borrows-Plumes--they say Camilla died on March 23rd, 2013, but doubts have been raised if she was ever alive as Camilla came from a long line of accomplishment-adjacent people. Her father, Harold Plumes, once sat next to Nixon's urologist on a trip from Ding Dong, TX to Bitter End, TN. And her aunt, Karen Borrows-Sugar, was a two-time runner-up for The Price Is Right. According to a close friend, Toby Reckoned-With, Camilla took great pride in her heritage and wouldn't stop talking about it. Camilla leaves behind a ticket stub for a play at Ford's Theatre on April 13th, 1865.
Music pairing: I'm Like A Bird by Nelly Furtado