A tropical fire ant named Carolina had joined a motorcycle gang hoping to come across a little cooler when she taught ninth-grade Swedish at her local high school. She hadn’t taken into account that the school didn’t allow teachers to avail themselves of any means of transportation with less than three wheels except when self-propelled out of concern that such devilship would corrupt the students. Thus Carolina became the inventor of the first electric tricycle pimped up like a hysterical holiday tree and sounding like elevator music on steroids. The school board was somehow not impressed.
Music pairing: Baby It’s Cold Outside with Nathan's (available on YouTube)