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A boa constrictor called Dennis was into DIY projects and had decided to pave his driveway by himself. Given his physiology, that was a challenge, but Dennis relished in that. Where there’s a will, there’s a way his uncle Monty had once said after swallowing an ostrich, and the ostrich had confirmed that from the inside. So Dennis went ahead. Four days later, his neighbor, a pygmy hippo named Monica, who spent most of her time in the Maldives, found him defeated and famished two feet from his front door.

“A way, yes,” Dennis kept mumbling, “a driveway, no.”

Music pairing - Grown Woman by Beyonce


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