Wearing nothing but home-knitted socks in his favorite sandals, 67-year-old Uwe approached the living room. Through the open door, he could hear his wife Evelyn, whose birthday it was, converse with her bridge partners over tea before dealing the cards in a celebratory game. Eager to make the day memorable for Evelyn, Uwe had trimmed his stray nose- and ear-hairs and combed his bushy eyebrows. And special it was. It took the ladies a moment to notice Uwe stroking the doorframe with passion, but then the screams were audible two streets over, and Mrs. Goldfarb passed out from the excitement.
Music pairing: I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred