Everywhere



Me: Hi, Grandpa, how are you?

GP: Oh hi, how are you? Your grandmother has that new vibrator that makes her happy—

Me: Woah, I don’t—

GP: Yes, she uses it everywhere; first thing in the morning, even before she gets out of bed, and in the kitchen, and when we sit down to watch Jeopardy—

Me: I really don’t—

GP: It’s a little annoying because it’s so loud, but I can’t get my fingers in there anymore, and it really puts a smile on her face, and her shoulders are so much better

Me: Grandpa, it’s called a Theragun.

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