Gillie Gullible



Gillie Gullible--died April 1st, 1999, on a wild goose chase. Gillie was beloved, if not respected by friends and family. When Gillie first met her future husband, Chester Jester, in middle school, he told her to close her eyes and touch the sea cucumber he had brought to school that day and thus began their life-long romance. Their seven children stand to inherit a beach house in Idaho that Gillie acquired unseen on Craig’s List and a handful of lesser-known cryptocurrencies that is generously valued at $3.27. The Gullible-Jester family regards Gillie’s passing as an accident waiting to happen.


Music pairing: Thinkin Bout You by Frank Ocean