Ginelle, a Faroese puffin recovering from a case of meatballs, felt decisive on a Tuesday. Only she couldn’t decide what to decide. The choice was between striped or dotted socks, paper or plastic at the liquor store, or whether to give up her two-bedroom condo in Boca Raton and donate the money to Matt Damon’s charity because of his cameos in the Pirates of the Caribbean series, then move to Cambodia to grow beans and rice. In the end, Ginelle went with both paper and plastic so the pre-mixed Daiquiries wouldn’t spill in the back of her Fiat Punto.
Music pairing: Save Your Tears by The Weeknd with Ariana Grande