A Maltipoo named Holly loved everything about being the teacher’s pet. She loved sitting in front of the class, looking down on the other students. She loved being the example of how everyone should have done. She especially loved when she got to help with grading homework. The teacher, an elderly sloth named Mr. Quicksilver who had chronic bubblegum breath and a lime Citroen 2CV that always broke down in the left-turning lane, often had to remind Holly that she had no authority to expel anyone for fake-throwing tennis balls at recess or sharing their gorgonzola which gave her indigestion.
Music pairing: Killer Queen by Queen