Sweaty Bob was, in fact, not from Barstow, but he was often sweaty, not in the least because he loved ghost peppers and superpower yoga. Therefore it had stung extra when his wife, Jesse Jo, had asked for a divorce so she could instead marry a guy called Rob, who was also not from Barstow and who favored habaneras and fire breathing. Bob just could not fathom what Rob had that he didn’t. Confronted with that question, Jesse Jo had more than implied that there could be other aspects to love, but Sweaty Bob had trouble believing that.
Music pairing: Let Somebody Go by Coldplay