If you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. That was what the neighbor’s rose-ringed parakeet, Manuella, always squawked. But that confused Sandra, a red and white Siberian Husky who had studied psychology and squirrels at Pepperdine University. Firstly, Manuella didn’t have anything to say but that one statement. In Sandra’s opinion, that was hardly in the nice category. Secondly, if Sandra didn’t say the not-so-nice things aloud, they would stay inside her and fester. Therefore, Sandra began each of her weekly podcast episodes by whispering,
“I peed in Mr. Hudson’s left sneaker” into the microphone for absolution.
Music Pairing: Nice for What by Drake