Dahlia, a quokka who thought she might like pop tarts, was enraged beyond wildfire. By accident, she had looked up her species on the internet and come across some disturbing and, in her opinion, false information about her genus. Only once had Dahlia scribbled her phone number on the bathroom mirror at the gas station, and though it was in permanent marker, and she still received weekly calls from interested parties, Dahlia did not consider herself indiscriminate in her choice of mating partners as the amateur zoologist claimed. However, she did write down his email address for future romantic consideration.
Music pairing: Overpass Graffiti by Ed Sheeran