There are several kinds of chickens. The outer chickens live in coops and are, for the most part, benign if you are not a worm. They stay close to the ground and don’t stray too far away. The inner chickens live in heads and can be dangerous though they will insist the opposite is true. They will maintain they are only trying to keep us safe. They don’t care about anything else, not our happiness, not our behinds growing into our chairs. They want us to stay put, and they know just how to guilt and shame us into that.