Jacinta Ruptus



Jacinta Ruptus--died November 4th, 2016, at age 66, after being placed in a frustrational coma by those around her. Wherever she went, Jacinta was noticed for her lack of listening skills. Instead, she mastered the art of slipping into even the slightest pause in a conversation to voice her opinion. When Jacinta’s daughter, Uthere, recovered from the confusion of being asked a non-rhetorical question, she said her mother hardly knew her and always had assumed Uthere lived next door. Jacinta is survived by her husband, Geyser, who has requested batteries for his hearing aid in lieu of flowers.


Music pairing: Enjoy The Silence - Hands and Feet Mix by Depeche Mode