Kensley



An orangutang named Kensley, who had just gotten back from a four-day baking retreat on the Outer Hebrides, went to the ophthalmologist because she felt she saw things a little too clearly. Like how her cousin, Aimily, felt intimidated by Kensley’s mastery of puff pastry and why her best friend, Guido, a donkey with a debilitating fear of blue napkins, had yet to return the seven forks he borrowed for a tax-deduction-themed party in 2005. However, Doctor Bellamy, a hamster with severe astigmatism himself, told the purse on the side table next to Kensley that her ears were just fine.


Music pairing: Oxytocin by Billie Eilish