Nofia No Fun



Nofia No Fun--died March 28th, 2021, at age 49, in a tragic accident. Nofia often spoke out against running with scissors. Her untimely death from slipping on a wayward grape tomato and attempting to break the fall with a Japanese takobiki knife will undoubtedly reinforce that lesson. There has been much debate which of Nofia’s bon mots, I told you so or that’s why we can’t have nice things, should grace her tombstone, but in the end, her three teenagers, Lazy, Sassy, and Grunt, decided on the more open-ended how many times….Quite unexpected, Nofia is survived by everyone.


Music pairing: Blowin' In The Wind by Bob Dylan