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Not All Groundhogs Are Blessed With an Elevator

Not all groundhogs are blessed with an elevator. Therefore Dave was proud to be able to provide his family with one. Neither he nor his wife, Kelly, were raised with such luxury amenities, and to be honest, the elevator could seem a bit excessive to some.

“Aren’t your paws working?” Dave’s father-in-law, Bruce, always grumbled when he came over on Tuesday afternoons for a round of Go Fish with the chucklings.

But to Dave, the elevator embodied responsibility, capability, and frankly, manhood. Kelly, however, was less enthused as she was the one who had to pull the cables.


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