Kendra was a proud circle. The fact that her radius was the same all the way around made her feel just perfect. Being the youngest of seven siblings in various cornerless shapes, she liked to think that her parents had kept trying until the result couldn’t be improved. So when Zazha, an obnoxious equilateral triangle who wouldn’t admit she once liked One Direction, started the rumor at school that Kendra was only able to roll downhill, Kendra saw no other recourse than pointing out that Zazha was in fact obtuse and just baking sense at half the degrees of Kendra.
Music pairing: Shape of You by Ed Sheeran