Pandora knew that looking in the box was a big no-no, but since she had thirty-six million followers on social media, she reasoned it would not harm. In fact, she felt she was performing her public duty by sharing the contents both on a reel and in her story. Alas, once opened, the box poured out disease, death, and other evils like flexible dog leashes and sensor-flushing public toilets. When Pandora realized her oopsie, she hurried to close the box and had her content manager delete her posts, and soon people forgave her because she launched her own clothing line.
Music pairing: Heart-Shaped Box by Nirvana