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Penelope People Pleaser

Penelope People Pleaser--died January 20th, 2018, at age 46. Her passing was unexpected as Penelope was too busy with her amassed responsibilities to acknowledge its inevitability. Penelope’s purpose was defined by those around her. She was an echo to original thought and feeling, always letting herself resonate with considerate responses. When all chores in the Universe were done, and emptiness pinched her aorta, Penelope would enjoy a game of Pong. It was not within Penelope’s abilities to end her life unaided, and thus her death is treated as suspicious. Penelope leaves behind her twin sister, Constance Codependency. Penelope will be missed.

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