Rhonda Roadkill



Rhonda Roadkill--has died again and again since 1984, mostly in traffic accidents, but also a few drownings, and once of an alleged self-inflicted gunshot to the head. A thin silver lining is that it has been swift and unemotional each time I have run Rhonda over. I have always been willing to mow her down, pull over, get out of the car, roll her onto the side, and abandon her there for all to admire my misguided loyalty to anyone but myself. It is with sadness and regret I conclude that Rhonda will continue to pass as I see fit.


Music pairing: Roadkill by The 1975