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Sins & Virtues

It was always the same at the annual Sins & Virtues convention in Las Vegas. Lust ran into Charity in the lobby and then disappeared for three days. Gluttony went straight for the buffet but lost her appetite when she sat down next to Diligence. Greed got an upgrade on the room but had to bunk with Envy and Humility, which took the fun out of it. Chastity and Temperance only spent seven quarters at the slot machines, Sloth watched reruns of Seinfeld, and Patience and Gratitude had to listen to Wrath rant about Pride winning the drag competition.

Music pairing: I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! At The Disco

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