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Stella Stressed-Out



Stella Stressed-Out--died March 13th, 2015, when she ran out of fumes. Believing herself to be super-human, Stella found purpose and self-importance in busyness for its own sake. Her rushed energy was infectious, and her willful ignorance of basic needs like rest and nutrition a sore testament to the fatal side-effects of martyrdom. As a small consolation, Stella was convinced up until her last shallow breath that death would be a minor bump on her path, and she would be back in the office on Monday. In place of flowers, Stella has requested any-size contributions to an intravenous caffeinated revival kit.


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