The Brown Vampires



Above the LTs was a family of vampires, the Browns. Due to his impressive vocal range, Whitney, the father, worked as a background singer for the legendary girl group, The Kristinas. The mother, Bobbie, had special ops training by several intelligence agencies and was now the night bodyguard of a nine-year-old chess prodigy called Vladimir Nielsen or VlaNi for short. The couple also had a vegan daughter, but until the house launch, they lived opposite lives in the small two-bedroom apartment with the parents being nocturnal, and Frederica homeschooling herself to be a dentist during the day from age four.


Music pairing: This Life by Vampire Weekend