Frederica Brown on the second floor was the first to notice that the house had lost ground control, but as the only child of a vampire couple she had become desensitized to non-normative behavior of the living and the dead and everyone in between. Therefore she shrugged it off and went back to her online course in the delineation between fangs and canines--hint: canines could be distracted with tennis balls. Hence, it was not until Mr. Blumenthal from the stamp shop was about to step out for a rendezvous with Rihanna, and discovered he couldn’t, that the authorities were alerted.
Music pairing: Space Oddity by David Bowie