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The Occasional Dryer Mishap

A peacock rapper called ZEye entered the club at 1:40 AM. He would have shown up earlier, but his mom forgot to put his tail feathers in the dryer, so he had to run up and down the street to fluff them out, and with a drizzle in the air, it was slow work. His producer, a parakeet named Madge, always made fun of him for still living at home, but since ZEye had not been picked by the right peahen yet, he figured the occasional dryer mishap was a small price to pay for free meals and internet access.

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