“Tonight, we have some prominent experts on the panel,” the public TV host said. “Mr. Dexom is an astrophysicist from CalTech, Ms. Geneveer holds a doctorate in nano-engineering from MIT, and Mrs. Owens has over thirty years of experience as a stay-at-home wife of a chore-challenged partner and has raised five children.”
The audience applauded with enthusiasm.
“All scientific research,” the host continued, “points to tonight’s topic having left many homes divided, even broken. Therefore we felt it was urgent and necessary to bring it up. The question is, of course, should a dishwasher should be loaded back-to-front or front-to-back?”
Music pairing: Urgent by Foreigner