Was It the Turtle?

“I’m just gonna take Springfield to Main and then go left there,” he says.

“Yeah,” she says, “that’s probably best.”

“Wha?!?” he says. “I said, I’m gonna take Springfield to Main….”

“...And then turn left, yes,” she says. “I think that’s a good idea.”

“Are you sure?” he asks. “Do you wanna see what the GPS says?”

“No,” she says. “I trust you.”

“Okay, I dunno what I did,” he says, “but whatever it was, I’m sorry. Was it the turtle? It was the turtle, wasn’t it? I should’ve known you didn’t like it on you. Please, don’t leave me!”