“Well,” said Caleb, a polar bear who hoped to be crowned Best in Snow at this year’s Snow Ball at the lodge. “You have to account for both the volatility and the trend before you subtract the seasonal effects to get to what it would have been if it was any other time and space and distance and speed of the salmon, sockeye, pink, or Chinook, but then it isn’t is it? It is now and here and not moving as it has been rolled in herbs and lightly seared, also on the skin side and served with…what’s the question?”