When pigs fly, they wear goggles to protect their long white eyelashes. When pigs fly, they often hire chickens to demonstrate the safety procedures and serve tiny pretzels and boxed red wine. When pigs fly, they have dogs as their co-pilots. When pigs fly, they sometimes get motion sick and vomit because they didn’t eat before boarding, played video games, and drank seven sodas. When pigs fly, they sit in monkey class. When pigs fly, they rarely fasten their seatbelt. When pigs fly, they like to watch movies that have been edited for bacon and pork chops. When not if.
Music pairing: Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz